(Setting takes place in the dark enchanted forest. Fionna, Cake and Marshal Lee are fighting shadow creatures. After they are done, Fionna and Cake are tired. Marshal Lee drinks the red from a berry bush.)
Marshal Lee: Nice fighting, guys!
Cake: Oh, I am so tired!
(Marshal Lee gives an evil grin.)
Marshal Lee: How about we sleep in the old haunted mansion?
(Fionna and Cake look at each other, confused.)
Fionna: What haunted mansion?
(Marshal Lee floats over Fionna and Cake’s head and starts to talk with an evil grin.)
Marshal Lee: A long time ago, there was a guy who lived in that mansion. He spent his whole life in that mansion. Until one day, his guts burst out of his body!
(Cake starts to get scared. Marshal Lee flies up behind her, speaking in a whispering voice.)
Marshal Lee: And it’s said that he haunts the mansion to this very day!
(Cake starts to shiver with fear. Marshal Lee keeps whispering.)
Marshal Lee: You better watch out, Cake! Or he might…
(Marshal Lee hisses, which causes Cake to scream.)
Cake: Count me out! If you fools wanna play with a ghost, then have a blast!
(Cake runs out of the woods. Marshal Lee laughs, then flies behind Fionna.)
Marshal Lee: So Fionna? You wanna spend the night in the mansion? Or are you too scared?
(Fionna gives a scared look, then smiles.)
Fionna: I’m not scared!
(Marshal Lee grabs Fionna’s hand, which makes her blush.)
Marshal Lee: Awesome. Let’s go then!
(Marshal Lee starts to fly himself and Fionna to the mansion, then laughs.)
Marshal Lee: Hey Fionna, I wonder if that guys guts are still in the mansion?
(Fionna gulps, then gives a fake scared smile.)
Fionna: Ha ha, yeah…
(Marshal Lee sees Fionna scared and gives a guilty frown. He then gives Fionna a sincere smile.)
Marshal Lee: Don’t worry, Fi. I won’t let anything hurt you.
(Fionna blushes, then smiles.)
Fionna: Ah, thanks, I guess…
(The two arrive at the mansion. Marshal Lee opens the door with an evil grin.)
Marshal Lee: Right this way, madam!
Fionna: Ha ha, okay!
(Fionna walks in to the dark mansion. Marshal Lee flies in behind her.)
Marshal Lee: Awesome, right?
Fionna: Yeah, it’s something alright…
(Marshal Lee thinks to himself, giving an evil grin.)
Marshal Lee: Time to scare the sports socks off Fionna!
(He turns to Fionna with an innocent smile.)
Marshal Lee: I’m gonna go get us some food. You wait here.
(He winks at Fionna, then flies away. Meanwhile, above the mansion, the Ice Queen sees Fionna and Marshal Lee. She grins.)
Ice Queen: So, you’re trying to steal another hottie? Then I’ll make sure you two will be very cool together! Ha ha ha!
(Ice Queen summons up a snowstorm, which covers the mansion in snow. Fionna starts to shiver.)
Fionna: Man, why is it so cold in here?
(Marshal Lee is in the other room putting on a ghost costume.)
Marshal Lee: Ha ha, this suit looks sweet! Now to add some ketchup for blood!
(Marshal Lee adds some ketchup onto his clothes, then drinks the red out of the rest. He then looks out the window and sees the Ice Queen.)
Marshal Lee: What the-
(Marshal Lee thinks, then it hits him.)
Marshal Lee: Fionna!
(Marshal Lee flies over to Fionna, who is laying on the ground, shivering.)
Marshal Lee: Fionna, are you okay?
Fionna: Yeah broseph… I’m just really cold…
(Marshal Lee holds Fionna in his arms, which causes her to blush. He laughs.)
Marshal Lee: At least the red’s coming back to your face!
(Ten minutes later, Fionna and Marshal Lee are sitting next to each other, talking. Fionna is wearing a blanket and drinking hot cocoa.)
Fionna: Thanks for helping me, Mar Mar.
Marshal Lee: No problem.
(Marshal Lee puts his arm around Fionna, which makes her blush. He gives a sincere smile.)
Marshal Lee: Is there a problem?
(Fionna thinks about Flame Prince. After a minute, she smiles and looks into his eyes.)
Fionna: Nope… Not really…
(The two lean in and kiss. Ice Queen looks inside, furious.)
Ice Queen: Grr! Darn you, Fionna!
(Suddenly, Cake pops up and farts on Ice Queen.)
Ice Queen: Ah! Why you mangy feline!
(The two fight. Moments later, the Ice Queen is tied up. Marshal Lee and Fionna look outside.)
Marshal Lee: Looks like the snow stopped.
Fionna: Oh… Yeah…
(Fionna looks down at her shoes. The two walk out, seeing Ice Queen tied up. Fionna pulls out her sword.)
Fionna: Ice Queen, you dingus, I’m gonna punch you so hard!
(Ice Queen gulps.)
Ice Queen: Oh my…
(Fionna and Cake beat up the Ice Queen. She escapes.)
Ice Queen: I’ll get you my pretty, and your little kitty, too!
Fionna: Fat chance!
(Ice Queen groans, then flies away.)
Cake: So, did you kids find any ghosts?
(Fionna looks at Marshal Lee, blushing, while, he winks.)
Fionna: You could say that…
(Cake stretches into a giant. Fionna and Marshal Lee ride on her. Fionna stares at Marshal Lee without him noticing. The End.)