Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake: Turtle Novel

(Setting takes place in the library. Fionna is helping Turtle Prince slice old books into pieces.)
Fionna: Hi-ya! Take that, you runky old books!
Turtle Prince: Thank you, Fionna! Now I can recycle these old books and write new ones!
Fionna: No problemo, TP. Hey, have you seen Cake?
Turtle Prince: I think I saw her in the romance section.
(Turtle Prince and Fionna go to the romance section. Cake is reading trashy love novels.)
Cake: Lumpia, you know Brad isn't for you, girl!
Fionna: Cake, what are you doing?
Cake: I'm reading The Lump and The Restless!
Fionna: Ah, not another trashy love story!
Cake: It's not trashy, it's romantic! I love them!
(Cake stretches her arms around the books. Fionna rolls her eyes.)
Fionna: Well put down those books! We have to go help Hot Dog Prince find his Hot Dog dancers, remember?
Cake: You go on ahead. I need to see who Lumpia chooses!
(Suddenly, Ice Queen smashes through the ceiling.)
Ice Queen: He he he he! Hello, my Turtle Prince!
(Turtle Prince gulps.)
Fionna: Ice Queen, get out of here!
Ice Queen: I'm not leaving without my little Turtle Soup!
(The Ice Queen turns and sees Cake is reading a book. She smiles.)
Ice Queen: So, you like trashy novels, huh? Well then you'll love this one!
(Ice Queen sucks Cake into a book.)
Fionna: Cake! What did you do to her, you dingus!?
Ice Queen: When I get my Turtle-Poo, you'll get your pet back! See you later, blondey!
(Ice Queen flies away. Fionna punches a wall.)
Fionna: Grrr! What do we do?
Turtle Prince: I have an idea! I've been saving a book for an emergency like this...
(Turtle Prince goes over to a shelf and pulls out an old dusty book. He blows the dust off it.)
Turtle Prince: It's the ancient book of book-related spells! All we have to do is find one and use it to free Cake!
Fionna: Ha, ha, yeah, let's do it!
(Turtle Prince and Fionna search the book. Fionna then stumbles upon a spell.)
Fionna: What about this one?
Turtle Prince: That's the one!
Fionna: Quick, let's take it to the Ice Queen's castle!
(Fionna and Cake fly to Ice Queen's Castle on Lord.)
Fionna: Thanks, LM!
(Fionna and Turtle Prince smash into Ice Queen's Castle.)
Ice Queen: Have you come to hand over my TP? Or should I just keep reading another chapter of Cake!?
(Fionna whispers to Turtle Prince.)
Fionna: You're on, Turtle Prince!
(Turtle Prince walks up to Ice Queen.)
Ice Queen: Hello, my prince! I can't wait for our wedding!
Turtle Prince: I even got you a wedding present!
Ice Queen: Aw, aren't you a sweetie! What is it?
Turtle Prince: This!
(Turtle Prince casts the spell. Cake is released from the book.)
Cake: Ow, what happened?
Fionna: You were traped in a book from the Ice Queen.
Ice Queen: Grrr! You babies always ruin my chances at love! Take this!
(Ice Queen launches isicles at Fionna and Cake, but they dodge them. Fionna gives Ice Queen an uppercut. Ice Queen falls to the ground.)
Fionna: Let's get out of here!
(Cake stretches Turtle Prince and Fionna out of the Ice Queen's Castle. They return to the library.)
Turtle Prince: Well that was a fun time!
Fionna: Yeah bro, seriously! Wait, where's Cake?
(Cake is over by the romance section again.)
Both Fionna and Turtle Prince: Oh, Cake!
(Fionna and Cake laugh. The End.)